 martini, posted
40 weeks ago
So just for the heck of it, I have decided to post in the SINGLES forum. OH NOES! [crowd gasps then many run away in panick] Indeed.
[looks around for God Emperor Andrew]
Alright, well, lets start this off as I started the other one many many many many weeks ago. I am your very non-typical Chinese-descendent male, in his late 20's, or rather, why don't I just say I am 28? Yes, that's right. I'm 28. I am Canadian. So when you see me or my pictures, don't mistake me as an Asian or a Chinese person. Was I born in CHIna, hence CHInese? Noooo... Was I born in ASIA, hence ASIAn? Nooo...
I speak, write, type, and read fluent English. If you wish me to, I can probably speak, write, type, and read Engrish too. Though reading may be harder. o_O I can speak Cantonese, and in terms of reading and writing Chinese, I can read and write field, heart, one to ten, fire, water, mouth, my name, and other stuff.
I am short for a tall person and too tall for a short person. [laughs] Yeah, did that mind boggled you? I'm somewhere between 5 ft 6.5 inches to 5 ft 7 inches. Yeah those darn inconsistent rulers! Then again, it could just be the time I measure myself throughout the day.
I am a very naughty person, and often times, quite outspoken with a little tact. Yes, sarcasm is right in there with all that naughtiness. I piss off a lot of people here. It's my forte. NO, I am not a troll. Though I'm sure a lot of Asian and Asian-descendent women would think I look like a troll. [wink]
I am a bad husband according to some people because I am my momma's boy. Then again, if you're comparing me with a guy who listens to everything his momma tells him and then follows it, I might just have to do a smack down on your ass. I think it's true to a degree though. So for all you women out there who are fools enough to fall for a guy like me, don't. I'll probably break your heart in the process.
A lot of people might hate me for what I believe in and what I represent. Oh woe is me. If you think I'm a bad influence, you should think twice before going into a religious place full of other religious nuts - though I'm sure, not all are nuts, nor religious. Like Mel.......
[ahem] Bastard would do anything to land a contract.
On a scale of 0 to 10 on sexualness - 0 being completely devoid of sex, 6 being a rabbit three months after birth and in reach of your furry tiger slippers, and 10 being an eighteen year old confident guy starring in his own porno production with the industries hottest, I would rate myself roughly 11 or 12 on a regular day, and roughly 8 on a bad day. Don't even ask how much on a good day. ^_^
I LOVE cats, because they are furry and I like listening to them "meow meow". Ever heard kittens "meow meow"? I also love dressing my girl up as a cat - well, fuzzy ears, 'paws', and, no that's it. Okay, maybe a white thong and a red bow tie and some bandages for her nipples.
Right.
Aside from that, everything else is still quite trivial. Why? Cuz it's really about interpretation. Just because some of my friends and myself included say a certain thing, it doesn't mean you process it the same way. You no like this Martini? Then simply, you're not compatible with my 'methods'.
Yeah! Right. So for all you single guys and gals out there... Actually I have nothing meaningful to say. It's a rant, and now my rant is over.
/Rant over. OVER! XD
Posted on 18 October 2007 @ 7:37 (London time) - permalink
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