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Amy Interesting Aunties Boobies Out There?

WizardOfWaz, posted 6 days ago

So what is your most embarassing moment as an auntie? Do you sometimes make titallating typos or mismell your worms? Or have just simply put an answer in the wrong place with funny results?

Will show my bloomers first then you show us yours....

In answer to a lass meetin some one off line I unwisely advised; "Be careful to meet in a pubic place."

Oh and the poor girl who wanted contraceptive advice was the victim of wiz modding the title complete with wizardy mis-spelling a simple word ie;"pill" so we got;

"Would going on the pull affect my sex life?"

Over to you aunties, get your boobs out for the lads...

Posted on 8 May 2008 @ 16:39 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted 5 days ago

I meant to hit the 'anonymous' button when I answered this question: "He takes offence when I don't swallow his cum."

My reply was: "Throw up once after he comes, making sure you make lots of gagging noises; he'll never ask you again."

(http://www.dearcupid.org/question/he-takes-offence-when-i-dont-swallow-his.html)

I was still new to Dear Cupid at the time and was very cautious and nervous. I was sure I would get completely bashed, I was actually perspiring when I realized I'd submitted it under my name! But then, all the laughing and supportive responses were such a relief, I relaxed and really started to enjoy it here.

My other bad one, someone had to PM me to point out my error, was on this thread: http://www.dearcupid.org/question/is-it-bad-to-still-be-a-virgin.html

"Is it bad to still be a virgin at 13?"

I double posted: "Nope, it's not bad at all! Being sexually active too early can cause lots and lots of problems later. People can get sexually transmitted diseases, girls can get pregnant, and reputations can be completely ruined...

Just relax and don't let anyone tell you it's a good idea!"

Then I stupidly apologized for the double post with this doozy.

'Sorry for double post, and I need to add to the last sentence, "it's a good idea to have sex just because other kids are doing it."'

DOH!!!!

I had to follow up with this last one....

"Okay, fourth time, and I hope I get it right this time.

"Just relax and don't let anyone tell you it's a good idea to have sex just because other kids are doing it."

Sorry for my really bad computer skills. ;)"

Geez, what was I doing that day?

So there, I've bared myself to y'all, looking forward to hearing some the blooper reel.

And Waz, this is a much better pranky thread than your last one, which was like the proverbial turd in the church social's punch bowl.... ;-)

Posted on 9 May 2008 @ 13:58 (London time) - permalink
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mandy7, posted 5 days ago

When I first started answering questions someone wrote in with a question about his penis and I answered all nice and kind but everyone else thought it was a piss take so I thought Id been daft at not realising and felt really wierd for a good few bloody weeks thinking OH! NO! They are going to think Im such a fool, But it was a genuine question thank god!!!!!I always spell wrong Im completely nuts!!!! And Im so dappy I just really have to check my answers before I send them out, Im sure Ive done loads of mental stuff but thats me, Im like marmite you either love me or you hate me LOL! (:0)

Posted on 9 May 2008 @ 17:9 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted 5 days ago

Well, I hate marmite, Mandy, but I love you and your answers, so there! You write from the bottom of your heart and with such kind consideration, it's like having a really good girlfriend just tell you that you're being an absolute idiot but in such a nice and considerate way that you get to see her point! You take on difficult questions and aren't afraid to tell someone who's being a pill that he or she is a Jerkimus maximus.

So xxxxxxs and ((((()))))s from me to you.

P.S. Marmite is yuckola, man! One tiny jar would be a lifetime supply for me....

Posted on 9 May 2008 @ 17:45 (London time) - permalink
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Uncle_Phil, posted 5 days ago

It's good stuff! I was weaned on it. Thje jar used to say 'Spread thinly on toast'.

Sod that for a game of soldiers - spread it so thick that you can't see the bread!

Posted on 9 May 2008 @ 20:24 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted 5 days ago

I remember the picture, Uncle Phil! You ran through just about every tin in the pantry!

And what about your bloopers? Or as we Americans might say in slang, boners? ;-D

Posted on 9 May 2008 @ 20:28 (London time) - permalink
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Uncle_Phil, posted 5 days ago

I can't remember any bloopers at the mo, but I'll tell you one thing, an English 'Boner' is a whole lot different to an American one! Another one for your thread about the English Language!

Posted on 9 May 2008 @ 23:13 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted 5 days ago

Oh yes, I rather thought it might have more than one meaning, heehee, Uncle Phil, just as it does here... Naughty aunties we!

Posted on 9 May 2008 @ 23:38 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted 4 days ago

I accidently posted a joke on the thread;

"I am marginalised in my class, addressed nasty comments and I don't know how to handle it!"

The poor bloke was desperate for some advice and I go and post this;

'Little 5 yr old Daisy sees some workmen arrive next door to start building a house. She takes an interest and regularly talks to them. The builders with hearts of gold adopt her as their mascot. After a week they present her with a small pink hard hat, jacket and gloves and a wage packet with £5. 'Goodness me' says her Mummy smiling, 'Are you working there next week?'

Daisy replies, 'I think so Mummy, provided those c**ts from Jewsons deliver the fuckin' bricks!!'

Do you remember that Tish? Luckily The Wonderful Wizard of Waz woz there to wave his wand and save my arse, not only did he make sure it was deleted pronto, but also added this comment to the thread;

'ps-BigSis post (if it is still here) was an accidental mix up between email and posting. She has requested it to be removed.:-) Regards Waz'

I don't think that guy ever came back! D'you blame him??

xXx

Posted on 10 May 2008 @ 5:9 (London time) - permalink
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q1605, posted 3 days ago

you guys are terrible. You have really dirty senses of humor and just naughty very naughty people. Will you keep me and let me play too???

Posted on 11 May 2008 @ 1:52 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted 3 days ago

We'll keep you, 'q'... of course you can play too, but you have to keep up, you don't require a looney ~ nutters pass to come in here, but it helps!

: o )

xXx

Posted on 11 May 2008 @ 2:52 (London time) - permalink
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mandy7, posted 3 days ago

q1605 you can play hunny, as long as you dont hide from TISHA!!!!!she is everywere in a good way abtholtily WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Scared dont be! LOL! ITS FUN!!!!!!

man gets home from pub late and very drunk. Wife says ok smart arse explain the lipstick on your collar

Fooking easy I used it to wipe my c**k

LOL! That made I giggle :) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted on 11 May 2008 @ 20:59 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted 2 days ago

BigSis, I remember that blooper! The poor little poster probably had to go find a kinder, gentler advice site to deal with the trauma!!!

And the rest of you, where are your self-confessed blunders?

Posted on 12 May 2008 @ 21:39 (London time) - permalink
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Susan Strict, posted 2 days ago

I must make load and loads and loads of bloopers.

When I post anonymously, more than two-thirds of my answers get zapped by the moderators.

Posted on 12 May 2008 @ 21:55 (London time) - permalink
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