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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted 15 weeks ago

Hi fellow aunts and uncles!

Just thought it might be fun to start a thread on the various slang terms that are used by English speakers from all the outlying lands, colonies, former colonies and the mother country. I had the chance to live in the UK and found some of the lingo confusing but interesting as an expat from the US. I know we have lots of aunts and uncles from all over the globe and I'd really love to hear some of your thoughts on this.

Right, let's get started.

Pissed. In the US, that means 'really irritated.' There was a funny incident with an American expat following a collision of two cars, she jumped out and said 'I'm SOOO pissed off!' She was nearly arrested for drunk driving, when what she really meant was that she was angry!

Jumper. I learned this meant woolen garment in the UK; to me, it's the guy who is about to jump off a building or bridge! We would use 'sweater' instead.

Trainers. US English speakers would think of the people who help train athletes, not sneakers or athletic shoes.

Pulling an all-nighter. When I was in a class in London, I used this once to mean that I had stayed up all night to complete a school assignment. Imagine my embarassment when I learned 'pulling' was a term for 'hooking up' with a new sex partner....

Sod. To me, it's the term for a clump of turf.

Well, that's just a start. I'd love to hear more input on this one!

Oh, and I still don't really know what 'gormless' means...

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BigSisBigSis, posted 15 weeks ago

Hey Tisha...brilliant idea...let's see now...ummm...'Gormless' someone who is brainless I guess, (bit like me at times...and i'm sure there's at least one person here who will agree, and I know who that is!!)

Now, 'Fanny' - That's one of my all time favourites, now I know you use it for 'ass' or 'buttocks', we ~ on the other hand use the word 'Fanny' as our 'front bottom' or it can be used to call someone that if they're being silly.

'Jerk' - Over here 'jerk' is to yank or make a sudden movement. Your meaning is to masturbate, I believe.

What I do have is a list of some 'rhyming slang' and other phrases that us Brits use, here's an example of a few;

'Adam and Eve' - 'believe' "Would you Adam and Eve it mate?".

"Keep your pecker up" - means "stay positive" or "look on the bright side".

'Apples and Pears' - 'stairs' 'I'm just going up the apples and pears'.

'Khyber Pass' - rhyming slang for 'arse'.

'Aunt Annie' - 'fanny' (vagina).

'Bubble and Sqeak' - 'Greek'. (That's me : )

Betty Swollocks - Sweaty Bollocks.

Mary Hinge - Hairy Minge (Hairy front bottom)

Cupid Stunt - I'll leave that one for you.

Bollocks - 'Testicles'.

Knackers - 'Testicles'.

Goolies - 'Testicles'.

Balls - 'Testicles'.

Nuts - 'Testicles'.

The following are negative connotations:

- 'What a load of bollocks!' - 'that's rubbish!'

- 'Give him a bollocking' - 'chastise him'

- 'He dropped a bollock' - 'he made a mistake'

On the subject of those wonderful pieces of anatomy is another phrase we tend to use quite frequently, 'The dog's bollocks' ~ a positive expression ie. "top quality" or "perfection", just like your new thread, Tisha..."it's the dogs bollocks"!!!

I love that word...rolls of the tongue nicely, don't you think?

; oD

There are far too many more to mention, but as and when this thread grows i'll keep coming in with more.

BS xXx

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted 15 weeks ago

Love those, BigSis!

Shag. It's a kind of long napped carpet, though the movie Austin Powers clued us in here!

Fanny pack. That's the waistband belt bag combination, not a feminine hygiene product!

Bum. Derogatory slang for a homeless person or beggar...

I love the rhyming slang, so much fun.

Parson's nose?

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Irish49Irish49, posted 15 weeks ago

Great idea, Tish. This should be fun! You mention the word...Jumper. Well, here a jumper-can also mean a shift like dress that can be worn over a sweater or a blouse.

Anyways, us Canadians have quite an array of 'words' . Below are some of them. And frankly, I find many of them them quite funny. Here we go.

Canuck-a slang term for being 'canadian' as in 'those crazy canucks!'

Eh -Pronounced 'aye' usually. It's a word we canadians add to the end of a sentence, to enact a response from someone, you are speaking to. Believe it or not...not all canadians use the word 'eh'...really!! lol

Bunnyhug - Saskatchewanian term for 'Hoodie', a heavy sweatshirt with a hood attached, for the cooler days. I live in Sask and the new generation likes to call them 'hoodies'...us older folks prefer to call them 'bunnyhugs' and we hang onto this word with a vengenace..aha!

Click- this means a kilometre here in Canada. A farmer will say for example, "I drove 10 clicks out of town with my tractor'

Newfie - a term used in Canada for a person from Newfoundland/ Labrador. also referred to as "Goofy Newfies'. This word can be used to poke fun, but Newfoundlanders are a hardy, fun bunch and don't usually take offense, at this reference.

Loonie - is a Canadian one-dollar coin, named after a bird here, we call the Loon. And of course the word 'loonie' refers to a nutty person.

Toonie - is a Canadian two-dollar coin, named this because is rhymes with Loonie and it is 'two' dollars

Loonie Toonies-in reference to comical fun cartoons

Newfoundlanders on the East coast of Canada have their own special slang. And it's pretty much unique to this part of Canada, only. Here are some of them taken from a book I have on Newfie words.

Chucklehead - "a stupid person"

Faddle - "a bundle of firewood"

Clout - "to hit an opponent hard"

Prog - "food"

Puddock - "stomach"

Rawny - "very thin, bony"

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Oh bollocks ive had a sod of a day and im really pissed off at goin up the apple n pairs after the rug rat!!!!!!!!!Easter holidays!!!!!here (:0) Ive never heard bollocks said so many times in one post TEE HEE!!!!!!!!And a dear friend of mine finks I swear alot!!!!Only on a bad day!!!

Cherio! bye!

jog on! get out of hear!

keep ya chin up! same as keep ya pecker up, But a pecker isnt a bird its the other bit by the bollocks!!!!!

Ive got my own launguage I think or the way my granny used to talk....

Your getting on my goat- "your being annoying"

you'd laugh if you saw a puddin crawl- obviously if you giggled to much or at anything, which made me giggle more!!!(:0)

can you get me the....Thingy mabob, ujicapivy, whatsit, u no the doodaa!!!!!OK!

Well thats me done for today, I did say sod it on one of my posts to an american young woman so I guess she thinks Im just talking shit (:0) Great idea Tisha LOTS OF LOVE N SQUIDGY HUGS MANDY XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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BigSisBigSis, posted 15 weeks ago

Parson's nose? Ahh..it's the small fatty joint holding the tail feathers of poultry. Also known as pope's nose.

Farmer Giles - Piles (Haemorrhoids)

Gregory Peck - Cheque

Sherman Tank - Yank

Butcher's Hook - Look

Pork Pies - Lies

Airs And Graces - Braces

Sherbet Dab - Cab (Taxi)

Jodwell Bank - Wank

Syrup Of Figs - Wig

Raspberry Ripple - Nipple

Barnet Fair - Hair

April Showers - Flowers

Barney Rubble - Trouble

Jack And Jill - Bill (Statement)

Bread And Butter - Gutter

Bread And Cheese - Sneeze

Two And Eight - State (Anguish)

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted 15 weeks ago

Another couple of Canadian terms from Ottawa.

Touques - Knitted woolen hats, usually worn by kids playing hockey!

Poutine - Heart stopping mixture of french fries, cheese curds and hot beef gravy smothering them

Fire Reels - that's fire trucks passing through town!

TwoFour - Case of beer. We have the holes cut a bit bigger so that they can be carried by mittens.

Irish - Do you remember that there was a controversy about calling the 2 dollar coin a toonie because somewhere else, it's the same as fanny! (I think Jamaica...) LOL!

Big Sis - Is wanker what I think it is? That's one of my favs, along with bollocks - that's just fun to say...

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BigSisBigSis, posted 15 weeks ago

Birdie..a list of terms meaning to wank; (sorry it's so long but worth going through, some are hillarious..forgive me ladies if you find the following offensive...but we're all adults here...well in age anyway). Here goes;

Answer the Bone-A-Phone

Assault on a Friendly Weapon

Baiting your Hook

Batting Practice

Beat Off

Beating the Snake

Beating the Stick

Being your Own Best Friend

Box the Jesuit (16th-17th century!)

Buckin' it

Butter Your Corn

Calling All Cum

Carrying Weight

Cast Off

Changing your Oil

Charm the Cobra

Cleaning out your Rope

Clean the Pipes

Clubbing Eddy

Couch Hockey for One

Cranking For Cum

Crown the King

Cuff the Carrot

Date Mother Palm and Her Five Daughters

Devil's Handshake

Diddle

Dishonorable Discharge

Doddle Whacking

Doodle Your Noodle

Do The Dew

Drain the Monster

Fist your Mister

Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle

Five Knuckle Olympics

Flute Solo

Freeing the Willies

Getting In Touch With Your Manhood

Getting In Touch With Yourself

Giving the John Hancock

Grease the Pipe

Greasing your Bone

Hand Job

Hands on Training

Hand to Gland Combat

Hand Work

Hitchhike Under the Big Top

Hitching to Heaven

Holding Your Sausage Hostage

Ironing Some Wrinkles

Jack Hammer

Jack Off

Jackin' the Beanstalk

Jerk Off

Jerk the Johnson

Killing the Beast

Launching the Hand Shuttle

Leakin' the Main Drain

Manual Override

Meeting with Palmala Handerson

Milkywaying

Oil the Glove

Oiling The Pogo Stick

One Handed Clapping

One Man Show

One Man Tug-O-War

Peel the Banana

Petting Your Dog

Playing With the Snake

Playing Your Instrument

Pump the Python

Ride the Great White Knuckler

Rub the Unicorn's Horn

Sending out the Troops

Shake the Snake

Shifting Gears

Shine Your Pole

Shining The Helmet

Shooting Putty at the Moon

Sloppy Joe's Last Stand

Sloppy Sign Language

Stroke the Stallion

Snap the Monkey

Snap the Whip

Spank your Monkey

Squeezing the Burrito

Tease the Python

Tease the Weasle

Tenderize the Meat

Threading a Needle

Tug of War with Cyclops

Walk the Dog

Wank

Wax your Willy

Whack Off

White Water Wristing

Yank My Doodle (It's a Dandy)

Yank Off

Beating your Bludger

Taming the Dragon

When you're ready I have the female version too.

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Irish49Irish49, posted 15 weeks ago

Love those "wank" comments, BigSis ---lol Read them and I am still laughing here. Very funny!

Birdy, I remember a 'controversy' some years back about the 'toonie'! Just forgot what it was about. Didn't know about the Jamaica connection. Interesting! Aside from the loonies and toonies, I personally think Canadian money itself is just the coolest and it's cute.(?) lol. The paper bills come in such a neat array of colors. There's , red, blue, green and purple bills. How cool is that?! Very arrtistic scenes of nature, beavers, canada geese, and so forth on these bills. But what I love the best, Queen Elizabeth II is all over our canadian paper cash. And as I am a British royal 'buff' and a wee bit of a feminist so, I love that.

And, Just to add to my comments about the infamous word 'eh' word, that we know canadians say a lot...canadians do tend to say "y'know' a lot as well.

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted 15 weeks ago

BigSis, you are totally the best researcher on the site, unless you've got all of these in your head? I'm curious to see the female versions for 'wank'. And the rhyming slang, love it. Taking a butcher's at your lists makes me laugh!

Irish, Birdy, I love the Canadian ones too, especially bunnyhug. I'm going to have to use that one instead of hoodie. And I think Canadian money is beautiful too, though the current exchange rate is driving me 'loony.' Ha. And I have enjoyed a big plate of poitine, it is the epitome of comfort food.

What does 'fanny' mean in Canadian English?

Chips. Crispy thin potato slices.

Biscuits. Salty crisp crackers, or dog treats!

Crackers. What you put cheese on.

Pudding. Gooey vanilla or chocolate custard.

Zucchini. Known as courgettes in the UK.

Blood pudding. Something to be avoided at all costs!!! And it has nothing to do with rainbow kisses.

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Irish49Irish49, posted 15 weeks ago

Furthermore, in Canada

whiners are "sucks," and

idiots are "knobs."

Personally, I think Canadians have an oral fixation!

(fanny in Canadian terms always meant 'bum, butt or ass' here in Canada)

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WizardOfWazWizardOfWaz, posted 15 weeks ago

Good scottish word is 'footer' meaning to fidget as in telling the kids "Will you stay still and stop footering?".

Although I heard it in a completly different context when I phoned a gf i was going out with at the time.

She had gone on a 3-day business course in another city. Asked her where she was..she said "Im at the hotel, and I'm lying in bed and havin a wee footer."

:p

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WizardOfWazWizardOfWaz, posted 15 weeks ago

From the BBC online...

China has launched a fresh drive to clamp down on bad English in the run-up to the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

Previous attempts to wipe out Chinglish - the mistranslated phrases often seen on Chinese street signs and product labels - have met with little success.

Emergency exits at Beijing airport read "No entry on peacetime" and the Ethnic Minorities Park is named "Racist Park".

Beijing city authorities will issue new translation guides by the end of the year, Xinhua news agency said.

Running joke

The booklets would be handed out to hotels and shopping malls, on public transport and at tourist attractions.

Chinglish has become a running joke among many foreigners in China, and several websites have been set up listing humorous examples of mistranslation.

A road sign on Beijing's Avenue of Eternal Peace warns of a dangerous pavement with the words: "To Take Notice of Safe; The Slippery are Very Crafty".

Menus frequently list items such as "Corrugated iron beef", "Government abuse chicken" and "Chop the strange fish".

The mistranslations arise because many Chinese words express concepts obliquely and can be interpreted in multiple ways, making translation a minefield for non-English speakers.

The municipal government in Beijing first tried to stamp out the problem just a month after being awarded the 2008 Olympics back in 2001.

A year later the Beijing Tourism Bureau set up a hotline for visitors and residents to tip off examples of bad English, and said results would be reviewed by a panel of English professors and expatriates.

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What are the more memorable examples of Chinglish that you have seen?

Your comments:

A lot of common errors were transposing errors, for example: First Aid Centre was Fivst Aicl Centrt. Another sign read: Help potect the cultural relecs, help protect the railings.

Mark Quan, Toronto, Ontario

I have two favourites from spending many years working in China. At the Terracotta Warriors Museum in Xi'an a sign said "Cherishing Flowers and Trees" which meant "keep off the grass". The other on a cruise on the Yangtse River, "Don't Bother" instead of "Do not Disturb" on the cabin doors. There were many others but these always made me smile.

Lee Tomkow, Santa Barbara, California

Whilst living in Beijing about a year ago, I came across a park in a residential area in the Shunyi district which (although intended for use as a 'dog park') was translated to 'Dog-Bark Park'. Not to mention an apartment building which, for some bizarre reason beyond my knowledge was named "An Australian Lady and Her Lifestyle".

James, Spring, TX, USA

At the Simatai section of the Great Wall of China there is a sign that reads: People and flowers, plants help each other in breath, if you pick the flowers they will die, and you will reduce your life too. A lovely message somehow gone somewhat wrong.

Ollie Boothroyd, Windsor, UK

"Site of jumping umbrella" (paragliding site)

Michael Pye, Cambridge, UK

"No striding". On a menu: "The oil explodes the shrimp". "Pleasant aftertaste". On a sign: "Keep fire in safe hands, we live in a safe world."

Emily, Bremerton, WA, USA

My favourite is: "Please take advantage of the chambermaids" on a hotel brochure.

Andrei Pogonaru, Bucharest, Romania

At one of the bigger train stations (and I'm kicking myself right now because I can't remember which one!) there is a huge, and I mean huge, sign which states simply "Question Authority". Remember, this is an incredibly heavily controlled officially Communist state. The sign is merely pointing to the help desk.

Peter Douglas, Edinburgh

The taps in my hotel room in Beijing had a fancy engraved sign "No Drinking Without Dealing" - I suspect they meant "boiling". There are so many examples but my favourite may have been at the Ming Tombs "Environmental Sanitation of the Scenic Spot Needs Your Conserve" - indeed it does.

David Graves, Seattle, USA

Forbidden: Prostitution, gambling and drag abuse!

Lou, Beijing, China

I have stayed in Shanghai many times for work. The new subway at Jing An Temple was proudly opened early for tourist trips. All the east exits said "East Exit". All the west exits said "Wast Exit". The next trip back the offending words were covered with duct tape.

James Phethean, Helston UK

When I was living in Beijing in 2000, I saw a sign in front of a rock garden in the Forbidden City that warned tourists "Please do not climb the rocketry".

Craig, California

Airline Pulp - The only English description on a snack package handed out with drinks on Southern China Airways.

Andrew Hobbs, Henley on Thames, UK

While working in Taiyuan, north of Beijing we had the pleasure of visiting a local tourist attraction, one of the signs that had us chuckling was, "do not overtransgress" which is a good guideline, but I don't think you would find a similar sign in an English speaking nation.

Vincent vandenHeuvel, Strathroy, Canada

On a menu: worm pig stomach. No thanks, I had it for breakfast, honest.

Janet, Edinburgh

While staying in a hotel in China I noticed that in with the free (complimentary) bath stuff was a number of items for sale including a pair of boxer shorts labelled "Uncomplimentary Pants"!!

Stephen Mowll, Poole, Dorset, UK

From a recent trip to China to teach English, my favourite example of a mistranslated phrase belonged to a chocolate snack cake whose slogan promised: "This tastiness cannot be carried, even with both hands."

Alia, Austin, USA

A sign in the Shanghai metro read: "After first under on, do riding with civility".

Zachary Scott, Chicago, United States

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Irish49Irish49, posted 15 weeks ago

"Pope's Nose"...brought back some hilarious memories for me, BigSis. My Mother always wanted to eat the roasted Turkey's "Pope's Nose' at christmas dinner. Us kids were naughty and we teased her that she liked the to eat the 'bird's ass' as we so elequently called it, back then. Of course, she was horrified that her children could state such a thing. Poor Mom! heehee :)

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted 15 weeks ago

Wiz, thanks for the great stuff from BBC, those were great!

A site that has some great photos of creative use of English is Engrish.com, there's a Chinglish section there which is very funny. It may not be completely PC but it is entertaining.

BigSis, Irish, any ideas on why it's called a pope's nose?

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Irish49Irish49, posted 15 weeks ago

Funny quotes, Waz! My niece who is teaching in Korea sent us a pic of a sign on a tour bus which said,

"Cum Oh Tourist"

We had a chuckle at how that sign could be wrongly misinterpreted.

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WizardOfWazWizardOfWaz, posted 15 weeks ago

Great thread Tish, and thanks for links. Can't wait to find that hotel which requests;"Please take advantage of our chambermaids"

Good one Irish! I've found us a list of some "must see" places in the UK ..

Affpuddle near Dorchester.

Arpafeelie north of Inverness.

Badger's Mount near Farnborough.

Balls Cross, West Sussex.

Barton in the Beans, west of Leicester

Blubberhouses near Menwith Hill, North Yorks.

Brill east of Oxford.

Broadwoodwidger near Launceston.

Catbrain near Cribb's Causeway, Bristol.

Chipping Sodbury east of Bristol.

Clatter west of Newtown, Powys.

Clock Face near St. Helen's, Merseyside

Compton Pauncefoot near Yeovil.

Crank near St. Helens, Merseyside.

Coffinswell near Torquay, Devon.

Dog Village near Exeter.

Diggle east of Oldham, Greater Manchester.

Dull near Pitlochry.

Ferwig, Cardigan.

Fogo near Coldstream in the Borders.

Frenchbeer on Dartmoor.

Four Throws near Sandhurst, Kent

Giggleswick near Settle, North Yorkshire.

Glossop, Derbyshire. What a nice word.

Goole, East Yorkshire.

Goonbell near Redruth, Cornwall.

Goosnargh north of Preston.

Grike near Egremont, Cumbria.

Great Snoring near Walsingham, Norfolk.

Grumbla near Lands End.

Gussage St. Michael near Blandford Dorset.

Mankinholes near Todmorden, West Yorkshire.

Mappowder near Dorchester.

Melbury Bubb near Yeovil.

Muggleswick near Consett, Durham.

Mumbles, Swansea

Nasty near Stevenage. (Nasty Women's Institute?)

Nempnett Thrubwell nr Bath.

Netherthong near Huddersfield.

Nether Wallop near Andover.

Old Wives Lees near Canterbury.

Piddlehinton near Dorchester.

Pity Me north of Durham.

Polyphant near Launceston.

Potto south of Stockton-on-Tees.

Pratt's Bottom near Farnborough.

Queen Camel near Yeovil, Somerset.

Ramsbottom north of Bury, Greater Manchester.

Scagglethorpe near Malton, North Yorkshire.

Sheepy Parva near Nuneaton.

Shellow Bowells near Chelmsford, Essex.

Six Mile Bottom near Cambridge.

Turner's Puddle near Dorchester.

Twatt on the Mainland of Orkney.

Ugley near Bishop's Stortford.

Upton Snodsbury near Worcester.

Wetwang near Bridlington.

Wide Open, north of Newcastle upon Tyne.

Wincle near Macclesfield.

Wittering near Peterborough.

Wormiehills on the coast, east of Dundee.

Wrangle near Boston...

Welcome aboard the Tour Bus. No sniggering in the cheap seats at the back there please as we approach Wincle which takes us straight through to Wide Open, Twatt...and onto Wetwang. :p

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted 15 weeks ago

Those were great Was!

I've always pinched the Do Not Disturb signs that have No Moleste as a translation... although my husband doesn't like it when I hang them on the door.

We were sitting in a harbourside restaurant in Bodrum, Turkey and were nearly ejected from our fits of giggles reading the menu.

Fried Octobus

Pinegrapples

A Dish with Wine and Garlic

Paper Steak...

Fortunately, they cooked a lot better than they translated!

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BigSisBigSis, posted 15 weeks ago

Nice one Wiz...i've been to a couple of those places.....Tisha i've been to several of the following too : ) you wanted to see the female version of 'Wank'...or 'Footering' as Wiz said?

3 Point Shot

A Night in With the Girls

Airing the Orchid

Auditioning the Finger Puppets

Clitters

Creamin'

Coming Into Your Own

Cunt Cuddling

Fingerbating

Fingerpainting

Get a Lube Job

Get To Know Yourself

Hitchhiking South

Hitchhiking to Heaven

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

Jillin' Off

Nulling the Void

Paddling the Pink Canoe

Parting the Red Sea

Pearl Fishing

Play Poker

Play the Clitar (heeheehee)

Play Couch Hockey for One

Rolling the Dough

Teasing the Kitty

Teasing the Tuna Taco

Testing the Plumbing

The Virgin's Release

Tickling the Taco

Tiptoe Through the TwoLips (love this one)

Two Finger Taco Tango

Digging for your Keys

Trilling your High Note

: ^)

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Uncle_PhilUncle_Phil, posted 15 weeks ago

Just a couple more for wanking - and entirely from memory!

Bashing the Bishop

Having a J. Arthur

Pullin' yer plonker

and another little gem for when in the shower - "It's mine - and I'll wash it as fast as I want!"

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted 15 weeks ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Big Sis!!!!

You must have read my mind, I was going to comment on footering by saying I hadn't heard any terms on female masturbation! Now I have!

Place to visit in Canada?

Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Albert

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Uncle_PhilUncle_Phil, posted 15 weeks ago

Don't forget Medicine Hat, Birdy!

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Irish49Irish49, posted 15 weeks ago

More odd names of towns from the province of Saskatchewan Canada......

Adanac (Canada spelled backwards) Big Beaver, Climax, Smuts, Moose Jaw, Elbow, Eyebrow, Thunderchild and Primate!

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BigSisBigSis, posted 15 weeks ago

Even more place names:

Cockburn, Western Australia

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand

Muff, Ireland

Looneyville, Texas, United States

Titty Hill, Sussex, England

Thong, Kent, England

Gravesend, Kent, England

Wetwang, Yorkshire

Spread Eagle, Wisconsin

Bald Knob, Arkansas,United States

Cockup, Cumbria, England

Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington State, US

Hookersville, West Virginia

Hell, Michigan, United States

Toad Suck, Arkansas, United States

Middelfart, Denmark

Horneytown, North Carolina, United States

Shitterton, Dorset, England

Disappointment, Kentucky, United States

Whakapapa, New Zealand (In Maori the 'Wh' sound is pronounced 'F'

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BigSisBigSis, posted 15 weeks ago

I just had to share this one with you....it has to be the world's best town name ever!! From a newspaper article headlined;

"Austrians Not Amused"

News from Around the Americas | November 2006

Austrians Not Amused

AFP

The local authorities are hitting back with the signs now set in concrete.

British tourists have left the residents of one charming Austrian village effing and blinding by constantly stealing the signs for their oddly named village.

While British visitors are finding it hilarious, the residents of Fucking are failing to see the funny side.

Only one kind of criminal stalks the sleepy 32-house village near Salzburg on the German border - cheeky British tourists armed with a sense of humor and a screwdriver.

But the local authorities are hitting back with the signs now set in concrete, police chief Kommandant Schmidtberger is on the lookout.

"We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed," the officer said.

"It may be very amusing for you British, but Fucking is simply Fucking to us. What is this big Fucking joke? It is puerile."

Local tourist guide Andreas Behmueller said it was only the British that had a fixation with Fucking.

"But for the British, it's all about Fucking."

Guesthouse manager Augustina Lindelbauer described the village's breathtaking lakes, forests and vistas. "Yet still there is this obsession with Fucking," she said. "Just this morning I had to tell an English lady that there were no Fucking postcards."

: D

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted 15 weeks ago

"Whiskey Dick Mountain" sounds like a Country and Western song...

Oh, the dicks aren't hard...

On Whiskey Dick Mountain.

If you drink all Night, You'll be soft all Day.

The women all Cry...

On Whiskey Dick Mountain,

That Evil Whiskey

Took my Man Away!

Second Chorus?

There has to be a song in Horneytown...

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WizardOfWazWizardOfWaz, posted 15 weeks ago

Love it birdy!..will try to add another verse soon..

Meanwhile we have another strange word from scotland "oose", meaning dust or fluff.

As in:

Alone in the hoose

She footered her puss

It had been that long

It was full of oose...

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted 15 weeks ago

Oose - Love it. The French-Canadians have a saying for things that are old and worn out, and I still use it because it sounds almost alliterative, but I don't know how to spell it. Magenee - sounds like ma-ga-nay.

I have found it interesting that different countries have different ways of swearing. In North America, it's all about sexual taboos. In French Canadian, it's all about the Holy Roman Catholic Church

Tabernac - the Tabernacle

Colis - the Chalice

Mon Dieu - My God

My Mom, who was French-Canadian, was constantly calling us "little christer's" (she swore like a trooper), but I'm not sure if it was a normal colloquial term. Years later, when my sister and I had our children, we told her that she should open a "Little Sluts and Christer's Daycare Center". I'm pretty sure that she took off her shoe and chucked it at us. La plus sont change...

In the Netherlands, the Dutch were all about wishing death on you, mostly in the form of cancer. You would be called a cancerous whore, or the modern version, a cancerous turbo (super) whore. Although the war happened 50+ years ago, my children also learned how to shout "Where's My Bike?" when they heard German (they confiscated them during the war) and they would give directions asked by Germans to the nearest border or train station, as learned from their teenaged Dutch friends. But, in all fairness, aren't teenagers the same everywhere?

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BigSisBigSis, posted 13 weeks ago

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'?

Lets try it...

Whooth idea wath it to put an 'Eth' in the word 'Lithp?'

Go on Tithia you have a go, and you Birdynumnumth, and Waterloo Thunthet, Withard of Wath, Irith, and Athk Eve.

BigThith

xXx

: )

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted 12 weeks ago

Our last name is Clubb and we were going to name our son Heathcliff... try that on with a lisp!!! We nearly peed ourselves, we we're laughing so hard, nice prospective parents, right? Then we were going to move him to Catalan... Our poor children never stood a chance, did they? Poor little tikes!

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted 12 weeks ago

Birdy, you didn't, right? You didn't name him that? I knew a woman once whose last name was Butts, no kidding, truly really. Some of my more wicked friends and I had a field day coming up with all the names she could give her children.

Harry for starters

we ran through a bunch and wound up with

'Somethingsdanglingoutofmy'

and that was as far as we could take it before collapsing with laughter, unable to breathe...

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, posted 12 weeks ago

I WANNA JOIN BIRDYS CLUBB!!!!!Can I can I can I PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE YEA! YEA! YEA! :)

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Uncle_PhilUncle_Phil, posted 12 weeks ago

Clubb eh? Now there's a thing. That leaves all sorts of opportunities for merriment.

Sub-Aqua

Sailing

Darby & Joan

Football

Sports

Social

Angling

After-School

Bloody hell, the list is endless. As for myself, I'm a Biggs, and yes, I've heard all the train robber jokes about uncle Ron, bless him! Just wish I had all the cash he had once.

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted 12 weeks ago

Biggs as a bunch of nutters Clubb! Ooh, now there's a good hyphenated last name. Biggs-Clubb. Can we design the membership card now?

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Uncle_PhilUncle_Phil, posted 12 weeks ago

What's wrong with 'Clubbbiggs'?

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, posted 12 weeks ago

BIRDYS CUPID CLUBB!!!!!!!:)

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted 12 weeks ago

Biggs Butts Clubb???

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BigSisBigSis, posted 12 weeks ago

'BigSis's Bigg Butts and Tishoos Clubb'

( Y )

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Uncle_PhilUncle_Phil, posted 12 weeks ago

Oh Sis, I don't think you have a big butt. Any more than a handful is wasted you know. I do have rather larger than normal hands though.

How's your passage for dampness?

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, posted 12 weeks ago

MY PASSAGE IS PISSED!!!!!!!What it is! what it was! and what it will be!!!!!!!!I use baby wipes for the damp patch hun but you could maybe pop it in the museum after! birdys cupid clubb!!!!rules!!!!!oh fook Ive done what birdy said n had the booze to get rid of the flu! n u uncy phil now look were thats got me! MAD!

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!(:0)

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted 12 weeks ago

BigSis! I just got the (Y), goodness was I being dense.... more like ( Y ) now (heheh)

'BigSis's Bigg Birdy Butts and Handy Mandy Tishoos Clubb'

Feel better Mandyroonee...

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, posted 12 weeks ago

whooooooooooooooooo! yea matey xxxxxxxxxxx

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted 12 weeks ago

WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN???????????? Jeese, I leave all of you alone for 24 hours and you've run amok. AMOK I TELL YOU.

Anyways, we named him Alex.

Try picking up a set of golf clubs from the club house, and you've gotten into a situation that sounds like an Abbott and Costello routine...

Big Birdy Butts Clubb. If I put that on my license, do you think it will stop my next speeding ticket? I'M SURE NOT PUTTING THAT UP AS MY AVATAR!!!!!!!!! Ohhh, my husband has a xerox machine!

Tish! (Y) is there (Y)'s all over that answer and What are you (Y)'s guys up to? (Y)????? I'm outta the loop and have totally lost the plot.

Ohh, Coffee! ADD...

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted 12 weeks ago

Birdy, if no one is around to mind the lunatics, whaddaya expect??? As for the ( Y ) well, think "butt" then look at the ( Y ) with a bit of a squint....

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, posted 12 weeks ago

I get buttY as it chip butty have I missed somthing? Dont answer that my cheese fell of its cracker I no!!!!!!!(:0)

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, posted 12 weeks ago

as in chip butty!!!!!!!!ok cheese cracker were is that bloody cracker anywho!!!!!!:)

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted 12 weeks ago

Another hint ... "Mooooon Riverrrr... Wider than a mile...."

Chip buttys, now I'm really feeling hungry!

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, posted 12 weeks ago

Moon River, wider than a mile,

I'm crossing you in style some day.

Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker,

wherever you're going I'm going your way.

Two drifters off to see the world.

There's such a lot of world to see.

We're after the same rainbow's end--

waiting 'round the bend,

my huckleberry friend,

Moon River and me.

For you my little huckleberry fwiend swidgy hugs sweety pie XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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BigSisBigSis, posted 11 weeks ago

Todayth date comth but wonth a year....tho to all you hard working aunteeth and unclth....

....May the 4th be with you, and have a nithe day.

: ^ )

Big Thiss

Kith Kith

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted 11 weeks ago

Thweeties, my huckleberry fwiend Mandy and BigThith too, thankth for that!

Now, I'm looking everywhere for the thread I seem to have lost!

XOXOXOXOXX

MWAH!

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted 11 weeks ago

AAWwwhhh! I loved that Moon River Serennnnnade!

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BigSisBigSis, posted 11 weeks ago

I know this is about the English language, but how about it spoken with an Italian accent...please read carefully;

One Day Ima go to Detroit to a Bigga Otel, I go down to eata breakfast, I

tella waitress, I wanna two pisses of toast. She brings me only one piss.

I tella her I wanta two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say to her you

no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss

on the plate you sonna ma bitch. I don’t even know the lady and she calla

me a sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eata lunch ata drake restaurant. The waitress bringa me a

spoon anda knife but no fock. I tella her, I wanna fock. She tella me

everybody wanna fock. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the

table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna Ma bitch.

I don’t even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma bitch.

So I go back to my room inna Otel, and there’s no sheet on my bed. I calla

the manager anna tella him I wanna sheet. He tella me to go to the toilet.

So I say, you no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed. He say you better

not sheet on the bed you sonna ma bitch.

I go to check out anda the man at the desk say. Peace to you, I say Piss

on you too, you sonna ma bitch.

I go back to Italy.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Signore e Signori, grazie a voi per essere venuti. L'uscita è sulla destra, per favore.

{Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for coming. Everyone please exit on your right}.

: ^ )

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q1605q1605, posted 11 weeks ago

tisha thats what I like about you Canadians. Always striving to improve yourself. Starting threads about English slang when it's your second language. What are some of these sayings in your native language of Candanavian. I would much rather hear this in your native tongue. I bet it sounds sexy. You are canadian aren't you? If not disregard. It's too late and I'm too friggin lazy to double check. i know you ain't from the states cause I'd have hunted you down and thrown myself in front of your moving car

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BigSisBigSis, posted 11 weeks ago

Oooh dear q...Tisha's not Canadian, Birdy's the one with the maple leaf.

: )

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, posted 11 weeks ago

Whoops TISHA is not from canada its good mate birdy!!!!!!! Whoops! Im already lookin at sis sayin the same oh fook it Im off to have me barbie Q (:0)

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Uncle_PhilUncle_Phil, posted 11 weeks ago

I detect a slight B(.)(.)B there q!

I'm not sure who's the most insulted, the Canadians or the Americans!

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, posted 11 weeks ago

I hadnt thought of that uncy phil, oh I do hope no one is insulted I love everyone, My B(*)(*)B DER Q was gweat fun!!!!!! lots of sausages n beer and a roll or 3 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Susan StrictSusan Strict, posted 11 weeks ago

I agree absolutley, Mandy. Everyone needs a roll or 3.

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q1605q1605, posted 10 weeks ago

All right already. At my age all I can see is a little red smudge on the screen anyway. if you guys don't want her we'll take her. I've gone way on record of that being a quite a nice picture of her and I'll stand by that. Oh and what is taking the mick out of you?

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q1605q1605, posted 10 weeks ago

Oh shit! ...she's homegrown. She doesn't even need a passport to hunt me down and bludgeon me to death. I better go....NOW i think I feel her near by. Like that stifling feeling when a tropical storm is building up out in the gulf of Mexico. Will it hit head on or a glancing blow. Better head inland till it all passes

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q1605q1605, posted 10 weeks ago

B(.)(.)B.... I like that. I didn't know you guys were over here snickering at everyone till tish sent me here.

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q1605q1605, posted 10 weeks ago

Uncle Phil... some of us have it some of us don't. Looks like we got tisha and can't get rid of it....her

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q1605q1605, posted 10 weeks ago

And uncle Phil. Did you get divorced recently? I liked your boat. Did the missus get it?

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BigSisBigSis, posted 10 weeks ago

q.....you asked;

"Oh and what is taking the mick out of you?"

To take the mick/mickey/michael is a British prase, Q. It means to mock, deride, poke fun at. These expressions are milder versions of 'take the piss.' Unbeknownst to most users, they employ rhyming slang: Mickey is short for a mythical 'Mickey Bliss,' providing the rhyme for 'piss.' 'Michael' is a humorous variant.

The phrases, like their more vulgar counterpart, have been in use since the 1940s.

Does that answer your Q, q?

c[: ^ )

BigSis xXx

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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted 10 weeks ago

OH MICKY YOUR'RE SO FINE

YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND

HEY MICKY

HEY MICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did I hear someone out there taking my name in vain?

WHO MOCKS ME?????

What is wrong with coming from America's hat?

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U!!!

Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOT in the yard!!!!!!!!!!!!

With Hockey sticks!!!!!!!!!!!

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BigSisBigSis, posted 10 weeks ago

Birdy, not sure if you know my real name, but 'coz it's similar..that Micky song is ....AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

I used to have to listen to people singing that to me wherever I worked....drove me nuts, it did!! Still get it now sometimes.

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q1605q1605, posted 10 weeks ago

Here in the more evolved United States of America we have gotten past rhyming slang. We call it alliteration. Hurumph. Excuse me now ..I need to go take a piss ..or to be correct I will leave one ...this may keep me a while as I always remove the dishes out of the sink before I do so. Post haste. forth with not withstanding and a la de fucking dah

Thanks big sis

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q1605q1605, posted 10 weeks ago

Just for the record...If I had ever known like what.. the 3 months or so ago that you guys would have sucked me in and given me a home here I would have taken the extra 3 seconds to at least attempt to come up with a better name. I came up with this when I first got internet access and its about as random as you can get? Would you all like me to change it? Something snappy like ??????????you guys let me follow you home and you kept me, the least you can do is name me.

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, posted 10 weeks ago

I got the boat!!!!!!!!!TA! UNCY PHIL! comes in handy for floating of a rock XXXXXXXXXXX

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EVEN OFF! A rock oh bugger it my bath ARGGGGGGG!

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BigSisBigSis, posted 10 weeks ago

We know what you mean Mandy...don't worry,..... now where's those guys in the white coats?

~~~#~~~~~#~~~

Q ...One is rather inclined to believe one's taking the piss out of one's English? What?

Another quickie, Q, just out of q--riosity, is the '1605' your b'day by any chance? Also, if you choose the name I give you, does that make me your Godmother?

: )

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q1605q1605, posted 10 weeks ago

qriosity. I knew I liked you. couldn't say y but I knew it.1605 was my apartment # where i lived. 1605 11650 Dallas Parkway. Addison Tx 75248 It's been 15 years since I lived there. I still remember. Now, can someone help me find where i PUT THE KEYS TO MY CAR NOW. Have I been taking the mick out of tisha-1. I've been leading up to this one all week end.

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q1605q1605, posted 10 weeks ago

I don't know big sis but I'll throw this out there. You give me a new name and I'll take it. It couldn't be any worse than q1605. even IF YOU ARE TAKING THE MICK OUT ME ooooooh god I crack myself up

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What about! WERE'SMICKEY'S!!!!!! Get it! lost ya keys n taking the mick all in one name.......Sorry u asked sis! (looking sad at computor keybourd:( OOOH! Well got to go soon got to be popped in a big loud hole that vibrates! SOUNDS GOOD EH!

HERE'S A FEW WORDS FOR YOU MATEY!

Ace - If something is ace it is brilliant. Kids thought all cool stuff was ace, or brill.

Aggro - Short for aggravation, it's the sort of thing you might get if ya my kids!!!! In other words - trouble!

All right? - means "Hello, how are you"? You would say it to a complete stranger and get a slap!!!(joking!!!or sometimes jokin) It is said as a question. "all right mate"? Mostly what u hear my son saying on phone!

Anti-clockwise - It means counter-clockwise but must sound really strange to you like I guess were nuts, FLIP!DING!PLOP! IT DOESNT MEAN WE HATE CLOCKS OK!

Any road - Can mean anyway

Arse - "pain in the arse" (a nuisance) or I "can't be arsed" (I can't be bothered)

Arse about face - This means you are doing something back to front...That usually applies to me ask sis!!!!!!!!

Arse over elbow or tit - Usually happens after 11pm on a Saturday, sunday, monday, tuesday, weds, hic n thurs n so on, too many bevvys (beers)

Arsehole - Not a nice word in either language is it really now!!!!!!!!TEE HEE! But I married a few! Nice to see your joinin in and havin a blast mate HOPE YA FOUND DA KEYS CATCH YA L8TRS LUV MAD MANDY!!!!!!Its hard to type in this straight jacket can I take it off now! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (:0)

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BigSisBigSis, posted 10 weeks ago

WERE'SMICKEY'S?.... Ha!! I like it Mandy. where's me keys...no wonder they let you out this weekend, afew more like that and you'll be given extended leave...{of your senses}

: )

q1605....I quite like 'QT', or is that not macho enough? Let me know, and I'll think up something else.

Mwah!! xXx

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Susan StrictSusan Strict, posted 10 weeks ago

If you've lost your cheddars, the chances are that the saucepans have had them.

A kushti divvus to 'ee all.

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted 10 weeks ago

*rubbing my eyes, yawning*

Still not enough caffeine in me this rainy Monday morning, and I'm still trying to catch up on all the fun I missed this weekend! Looks like QT found the forums, lost his keys, but not his marbles... I thought QT might enjoy the nutter banter and I see he's made himself right at home.

Susan, I need a translation of your last post, I am clueless... cheddars? Lost your cheddar cheese, rhymes with ... nope, can't work it out. Kushti divvus? I'm afraid to google anything around here anymore, you get such interesting pictures popping up.

And QT, I do remember vaguely the discussion about where your name from now, another sign of TIA's or TMW.

Well, I'm going to have a looksee around and figure out what else I've missed. I see Unky Phil has put his real face on as his avatar--haindsome divvil, inn't he?

Mandy, thanks for all the 'a' words needed for translation, are we going to get the 'b' words now? I am looking forward to them all, you adorable little 20 y/o! Personally, I have chosen 29 as my permanent age. That way, my mother can stick to 39 without too much embarassment (other than 'splaining the math).

Mwah to y'all!

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Susan StrictSusan Strict, posted 10 weeks ago

Cheddars = cheddar cheese = keys

Saucepans = saucepan lids = kids

And yes, my Grandmother was born within sound of Bow Bells so I'm well qualified to use Cockney.

Now come on - everyone knows "kushti" (well, everyone in the UK does - I'm not sure Del Trotter from "Only Fools and Horses" has crossed The Pond yet). I may be less qualified to use it than the Cockney, but "a kushti divvus to 'ee" is the Romany English for that well-known American expression: "Have a nice day".

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Tisha-1Tisha-1, posted 10 weeks ago

Thanks, Susan, for the translations, I was clueless there. And "kushti divvus" sounds like it could be a breakfast cereal sold in the organic/health foods section in the local supermarket... we have a cereal manufa